Crockett and Tubs — 3-Wire Ranch alpacas
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Meet Crockett & Tubs

Shawn Cash  ·  April 2026  ·  3 min read

3-Wire Ranch has always had animals. That's part of what makes it a ranch. But lately, the pasture got a little more interesting — and a lot more fluffy.

Introducing Crockett and Tubs, our two newest residents: a pair of alpacas who arrived with plenty of opinions, impressive hair, and absolutely no interest in personal space.

Crockett surveying the Hill Country at 3-Wire Ranch

Crockett taking in the view — 300 acres of Hill Country and he already owns it.

Why the Names?

If you're a certain age, you already know. Crockett and Tubbs — Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs — were the lead detectives of Miami Vice, the 1980s television series that basically invented the concept of cool. Pastel suits, no socks, a Ferrari, and a perpetual sunset. It was a whole thing.

Miami Vice TV show promotional poster

Name Inspiration

Sonny Crockett (Don Johnson) and Ricardo Tubbs (Philip Michael Thomas) spent five seasons on Miami Vice looking effortlessly cool while working undercover in South Florida.

Our Crockett is the tall, light-colored one who presents himself like he's the one in charge. Tubs is the dark, compact, intensely expressive one. The casting felt right.

What You Should Know About Visiting Them

Alpacas are curious, social animals — they'll come to the fence and investigate, especially if you have something to offer. They eat from your hand, they make a soft humming sound when they're content, and they have a look on their face that's permanently set to "mildly amused."

Alpaca being fed at 3-Wire Ranch Crockett and Tubs in the field

They're settling in nicely. Guests are already making friends with them on morning walks through the property. If you come and Tubs gets in your face about a treat — that's just his thing. Don't take it personally. It's what he does.

Come meet them. They're exactly as ridiculous and wonderful as they sound.

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